I worked in politics at one point and worked in fundraising on a Senate campaign. Biden was there to raise money from some of his superdonors for the candidate and I got to sit with him (and Chris Dodd, but that guy was boring as fuck). Biden would crack jokes about each guy he was about to call and was basically just…

To be fair, soggy meatloaf is the worst.

Jeez I don’t think I would even enjoy beating myself off that much. I’ve never measured beating off by the pound but I’m pretty sure I would be sore.

I don’t think those guys understand the meaning of getting to First Base.

Boof Bonser is still waiting for his call.

About 19.

Good coordinators also don’t leave their 6th string DBs on an island with no safety help over and over again. The Packers made Kirk Cousins look like Dan Fouts. And I’m a Packer fan.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Hey!! That’s Western NY. They also call soda pop out there, you can’t ask for much out of these people. As someone from Central/Capital region, I was definitely reading by 5. Although, I’m not sure I’d know what it would have meant anyways.

The defense would pay for that.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Come on now - Peterson only hit two balls.

As a Jays fan my hope is that they peaked a bit early. Also, Bostonians are racist, Sam Adams tastes like piss and David Ortiz tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

I’ll give you my helmet when you pry it from my grotesquely swollen head!

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

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Do Not Masturbate While Seated

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Those breadsticks are garbage. Cheddar Bay biscuits 4 lyfe.