“Jeem, now that we have some Thursdays off let’s take that cooking class at Weeums-Sonoma!”

Ranking root beers is something I take extremely seriously, and you have done a good job here. But you must not have been to upstate New York recently (or ever), because Saranac root beer is easily the best.

I believe Area 51 exists and we have UFOs there.

Pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t do that, either.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Winona steals another one

HUSS! HUSS!

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

“Definitely not the 7, bro”.

He was Hungary Hungary.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Hey woman! HEY WOMAN!

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

Now I’m worried that I’m going to see little bits of Alex Poythress in my next can of tuna.

Still the Red Sox.

Pentel R.S.V.P

Pentel R.S.V.P

Cecil didn’t die for this, man.

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Did you even watch the video? This has nothing to do with the punishment he served but more the fact that he shows no remorse for his actions and demonstrates a clear lack of any kind of willingness to improve as a human being.