I’ve always heard in your glove box - that’s where the cabin air filter is, so all the air circulated through the car gets drawn in there.

It being nearly six years later, I should report that I now exclusively buy Cinnamon Toasters because my kids can’t tell the difference.

YES! I used to work at a theme park, and they had a candy storage A/C fail overnight. They discovered that a bunch of their chocolate had melted, so we tossed all of it into a freezer to try and salvage it. We did, but couldn’t sell it. The winner of the frozen candy bar was the Mint Three Musketeers, with regular…

No you can’t because the graham cracker shields the marshmallow from the flame. No sane human makes s’mores this way. 

No you can’t because the graham cracker shields the marshmallow from the flame. No sane human makes s’mores this…

My go-to is breakfast for myself. I get two cast iron pans going - one for the corn tortilla, and one for the eggs and sausage. I get a pot of coffee going, and I cook two eggs over easy, warm two corn tortillas (the little 6" guys), and some type of breakfast sausage like Goetta, Pork Sage sausage, or this week, I…

I mean, we have the word “cool” that is like “lukewarm” but for “cold”.

He’s a Hero, that’s for sure. Put that ump through the Grinder. Hit that Meatball a mile if it was a Footlong. Now someone’s going to need to be his Sub. Well, it’s a big Club. I’m sure they can find a Reuben. I think he can go take a French Dip in the showers. Without that paycheck coming in, I hope he doesn’t become…

If they come at you, look to your left. You’ll see me. No one tells me what to put on my wiener. Stand strong, comrade.

The bright yellow uniform shirt with the Chicago-style dog really makes it.

But it doesn’t have to do with Drew’s erections. Chub in an Elevator would be better. It practically writes itself.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

The only time I scrape from the top of the butter is when I, or someone in my family, has failed to take the stick of butter out of the fridge and I have a toasted piece of bread, bagel, or english muffin cooling on the counter, so I need the butter to be essentially shaved in order to promote melting. I’m not proud…

who among us hasn’t engaged in some light-to-heavy racism on a public scale?

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

But Nolan is wearing a suit.

Since it’s the Yankees, I think Maris would probably be the better bet.

Well, if I know something about New Yorkers who want lots of glory without putting much skin in the game, then Jeter will be President by 2032, and the first course of the Inauguration dinner will be a tossed salad.

Our eating styles are very different.

I go with whatever won’t reheat well as my first plan of attack on the dinner plate. Anything meat-related most likely will reheat well. Side salad, veggies, rice, fries - those things never reheat well. I’m always thinking about the leftover meal as opposed to the meal in front of me. Maybe that’s my problem.