CromartieMcFly
CromartieMcFly
CromartieMcFly

You left out:

Pretty surprised that “some god damn peace and quiet for once” doesn’t top this list.

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

You can if you spell it correctly...

Why would she have her bicycle in the bathtub? That makes no goddamn sense.

They passed on it

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Not sure the video will be much help, but glad he took a stab at it.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

An aluminum can of spinach with a perforated lid so he can squeeze the sides and pop the top!

Don’t watch much Chopped, huh?

Somewhere, the Raiders GM is also sad.

If Jameis is gonna go no. 1 no matter what, the NFL has no choice but to hold their noses

loaves of bread for pillows and flour tortillas for blankets

market forces will combine to drive their business down into the ground.

Come on, guys. Sol Campbell is not a racist. I mean sure, he may be a traitor, an egomaniac, an idiot, a pedophile and a racist, but he is almost certainly not gay.