It's still real to me, dammit.

Richt's drawing of a recruit's girlfriend:

I just think of this.

Best Klans In Baseball

If Gordon drops a pass, will he have to cut off the tip of his left pinkie?

Colon blow would be a solid number two choice...

"Oh shit! It's Darren Shahpa. Da hahdest druggin' safety in da league"

Hey Aqualung!

You should see the ski jump in Ogdenville!

Tough but fair.

I'm not surprised at all. After all, Northwestern is On The Waterfront.

Old man and the Seahawks

Coach Strong will be given the new nickname "Hootie".

Rex later fell asleep on an airport bench.

It's gotta be Pa-nee-sah.

That's a paddlin'.

The phone is not a telly. Telly is British for TV. Phones are sometimes called blowers.