Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

An aluminum can of spinach with a perforated lid so he can squeeze the sides and pop the top!

Don’t watch much Chopped, huh?

Somewhere, the Raiders GM is also sad.

If Jameis is gonna go no. 1 no matter what, the NFL has no choice but to hold their noses

loaves of bread for pillows and flour tortillas for blankets

market forces will combine to drive their business down into the ground.

You're not alone, I did the same thing, despite knowing the reason why within 2 seconds.

Kudos to the NCAA for trying a different approach at Syracuse. Past history said that they'd just stick a Fine down their throats.

On the bright side, he's now the biggest tipper in Buffalo.

I just asked my husband if he posted this.

Note: also applies to "Guy Who Has All His Cell Phone Calls in Public on Speaker, Yelling"

Sabathia has been working with his personal nutritionist, Dr. Nick Riveria

That really hit home.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

"Namaste" is also infuriating

I don't know about Brian, but my doctor has never entered my room masturbating. Maybe I need to switch to the PPO.

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

Come on, guys. Sol Campbell is not a racist. I mean sure, he may be a traitor, an egomaniac, an idiot, a pedophile and a racist, but he is almost certainly not gay.