Candied Sweet Potatoes, motherfucker.

No one said Budweiser is better than Bud Light. Canadians just contain fewer calories.

Looks like the silver text at the bottom of the white part of the label is the lyrics to “This Land Is Your Land.” Somehow, I doubt Woody Guthrie had a private company’s shamelessly jingoistic, nakedly capitalistic summer ad campaign in mind when he wrote the great secular, socialist folk anthem.

As someone with the given name of Nathan (and hates it,) I’m glad there is a new spelling that makes the traditional one look better by comparison, and also makes me think the parents are into bestiality horse porn.

I bet George Will still says things like “Every four years, America undergoes a bloodless coup,” or some freedom-boner-inducing bit of political drivel-trite.

There was an ATM at a CVS in Smithtown, NY, that used to always have brand new bills in it. The raised ink from the printing used to cause them to stick together, and every so often, one would spit out an additional $20. I only ever went to that ATM whenever I was going to the cash-only breakfast place across the…

Dude in the Incredibles jersey has some quality defenses up. Not the half-assed, Diana Ross and the Supremes “Stop in the Name of Love” hand up, but the years and years of overeating to give him 200 pounds of padding should that Mizuno catch him in his solar plexus. He was training for just this day.

Who knew about cold rice bearing the potential for food poisoning? This British website talks about the steps one needs to take to stave off a potential food poisoning episode, including eating rice immediately, cooling it and storing it within an hour of cooking, and only reheating it once (and even then, until it is…

What bible passage was that?

2 things:

“You said Naomi Scott twice.”

Does this mean no online streaming?

You expect us to believe that any version of Emmanuelle was not on this list?

Glad to know Barry Gibb probably has mudbutt halfway through a concert, per the falsetto sharter’s story.

If Will, who I believe is from Boston, gives you any shit about Saranac, just let him know that Matt’s Brewery contract brews both Sam Adams and Brooklyn brands, so he can fuck right off.

Acted alone, I agree. Shot alone? I read “The Death of a President” which broke down the ease with which Oswald could have committed the act and did so convincingly. But I also think that Oswald was silenced by Jack Ruby.

I believe that the Ramseys had a role in covering up who actually killed JonBenet.

I guess the December visit was Rob getting his foot in the door, knowing that’s the best way to get Rex’s attention.

Yours is like mine, but better :-(

Judging by his waistline, his name was Turkey Turkey.