“Security’s extremely tight throughout Gillette Stadium. Don’t think too many people, if any, are casually walking into the visitors’ locker room. And let’s just say they are, who leaves play sheets around?”

If he and Antonio Alfonseca get dinner together, it all evens out.

My 8th grade math teacher, when we were studying probability, used to give us a 50/50 shot based on the flip of a coin as to whether or not we had to turn in our homework from the night before. I struck out every single time, and both ways, too (had useless homework in my hands, or handed in a hot ball of air on days…

Was just going to suggest mashing this up with “Streets of Philadelphia”

At the very least, you kneel on it three times to burn 2 minutes off the clock before kicking. Additionally, if the kicker can hit from anywhere on the field, wouldn’t you develop the world’s greatest long-snapper, who can snap way deeper than the 8 yards with accuracy, giving you even more protection against the…

messed Up. fucked Up. Down with them. Down with konami. Left to their own devices, they can’t Right the ship. employees who Left are Right to do so. they are acting like they Be A Start up.

This means we’ll get the “Mount Rushmore of Taxicab Confessions Transvestite Hookers” list, as read by a David Letterman impersonator.

I mean, WCW did a “Judy Bagwell on a Pole” match. The Kylie’s Mom Guest Referee match has to be a possibility.

I just find it funny that onlookers who are, in theory, okay with the start of the fight, all of a sudden arbitrarily decide that it’s time to stop. I’m all for more and more guys who look like these glad bags full of mashed potatoes wailing away on each other, and am for even more inane commentary that rivals “oh…

My favorite part of any married white guy fisticuffs exchange is the part where someone declares “That’s enough!” What is the appropriate amount of punching, especially when Girls 10-12 softball is the nature of the beef?

“This used to be my playground where my dad got his ass kicked.”

A great point! I’ve updated my graphic accordingly.

I mocked up this overlay (it ain’t perfect, and I ain’t a graphic designer) using hittrackeronline.com ballpark overlays, comparing Great American Ballpark to Petco (the darker black outfield line), and laying it over the shot chart from the LA Times from last night’s derby. Most of these balls would have been out of…

DISCLAIMER: I’m a dickhead Springsteen fan-boy

Unless the plant he was attempting to conceal himself and his firearm in was the Stanford Cardinal tree outfit, this effort was poorly conceived.

This has to be one of the only articles about Circleville that fails to mention the Pumpkin Show.

Came here to say this. Take 5 bars every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I love them so much that I actually am okay that they are underrated, because that means more for me.

As someone who went to Kenny Chesney concerts in back-to-back years at MetLife stadium, and paid upwards of $100 per ticket to sit in the 200 level, with access to the Lexus club for my concessions, it’s absurd that others would pay as much to sleep through a concert and vomit all over themselves. My experience seeing…

There are two reasons that come to mind: A) She was integral in getting Steinbrenner to meet Yogi Berra at his museum in early 1999, so they could patch things up and B) She had cancer at one point. I think Steinbrenner made her untouchable after that. I’m sure she’s a real nice lady, but I cannot stand her calls.

Best Blackhats in Baseball.