I’m really not getting this new Grindr promo campaign.

Sounds like someone needs a cleanse!

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…

These bees?

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
TARA WAS A GODDESS. >:(

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

Cats are fine if you like having something in your house that you feed and take care of, while getting nothing but disdain and the occasional bout of gratitude. What I’m saying is cats are basically just teenagers. No one should have both.

Sam at Gawker Media’s art department, which is the best in the entire biz.

OH MY GOD. I want to kiss every soft little head and hold three of them at once on my chest.

You can get all kinds of puppies at my club...mind you that club is my work and the only drinking that happens is at our Beer Tasting fundraiser. But still, plenty of puppies. Like the ones in my office right now:

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

These last 18 months of his term are gonna make you feel like 2008 again.

This isn’t about you.

Sign should read: My grandpappy took up arms against the Union and all I got is this lousy flag.

One single human woman managed to do it. Clearly it won’t be a problem for a whole team of big gubmint manly-men to take down one widdle rag on a string.

oh fuck off.

I'm totes atheist but when he co-pilots this kind of stuff, then I'm down with Jesus.

Are you trying to get the president to die in a machine accident? Chainsaws and metal poles are no Bueno. You’d want a angle grinder or reciprocating saw with a blade for cutting metal.

Well, if they have charged her, she won’t have to ever pay bail or legal fees because this is already happening. He is only one of many who have offered.