CrewBaby

6/26/15

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

6/26/15

They’re so SALTY!!! I live...

6/26/15

Imma bring this out again.

6/25/15

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

6/23/15

That’s what my father says too. I’m one of 3 kids.

6/23/15

Don’t have kids. This is advice from someone with 3 kids.

6/23/15

Release a bunch of riderless horses onto a track and see how that goes. What an ass.

6/22/15

I have been telling people this since the cup started. All of the idiot behavior, flopping and fake injuries that I dislike about the men’s WC and soccer in general have been absent in the women’s WC. Basically, the women don’t act like complete pussies like the men. I have been enjoying it.

6/22/15

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

6/22/15

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

6/21/15

i am white, and i don’t know any white people showing this kind of happiness right now. maybe you need to change the people you associate with, if this is what you’re observing in them?

6/21/15

Call me naive, but that’s one of those situations that proves the old cliché, “the good will always prevail over the evil”. At some times, evilness, evil people, evil happenings, seems so strong and prevalent that we are tempted to despair. But history has proven time and time again that, in the long run, the good…

6/21/15

“you don’t turn nobody down.”

6/21/15

I am not a religious person, but horrific events like these senseless and brutal murders help me understand why religion can be such a force for good and for love. The strength, the faith, the acceptance of a fate greater than their own....the members of this church are true Christians in every sense of the word.…

6/21/15

The Front Page of the Courier-Post:

6/21/15

This is more laughter material than outrage material though

6/19/15

If only.

6/19/15

Word.

6/19/15

I wish more insurance companies gave discounts for driving stick. I mean, how can you beat this trio?

6/12/15

*extremely nerds voice* my hair