Fucking BOSTON.

Thank you. All these brand new experts are giving me a headache. This would have been a two minute DQ in any other race in the world...the interference was egregious.

As a girl who played high school football way back in the day, I can’t tell you how this makes me feel. Amazed, proud, happy, overjoyed. Yeah, girl. Get it.

RIGHT?  Just because he himself would probably struggle with one of those little decorative garden pickets doesn’t mean the rest of humanity is likewise limited, Jesus Christ.

I feel like Trump has never met a motivated teenager or drunk person, because in my casual perusal of the wall plans, I am feeling like this wall is just not that big a deal. I mean. Dude. Seriously? Sure, if you’re looking for someone to make it over in one jump, okay, sure, Olympic champion. But what the fuck,…

Terriers in their element! These dogs are rat-killing MACHINES. Jacks and Jack-adjacent varieties are the best ratters I’ve ever met, really, and invaluable on a farm. Most of them I’ve met have such brutal prey drives I’ve met very few that make really good pets, though, and almost none that are safe around cats or…

Decently paying jobs are literally raining from the skies for these people

Drew!  We are worried, and we love you.  Feel better soon!

I just bring my drink to the bathroom and look like a drunken lush! And risk catching ebola from whatever’s in the can. Better that than the potential alternatives, really.

I need a vaccine for these gray comments.  Being a gray myself, I tend to browse the ‘pending’ section, but honest to god, I think the antivaxers here gave me cancer.

“Or that HPV clears without treatment for 95% of women and takes decades to turn to cancer.”

Oh well, if it takes decades. I didn’t need those last forty years of my life anyway!
Did you know that Australia has almost eliminated cervical cancer by making the HPV vaccine widely available and free? ELIMINATED IT.  They…

“The vaccine schedule has tripled since 1983. It’s never been tested in its entirety for Saftey.”

It absolutely has been tested for safety. And despite the fact that more shots are given, the actual antigen load—the amount of vaccine given to provide immunity—has decreased drastically. In fact, the entire load of…

Goddamn, you got me good with Schroedinger’s Date. I’ve been on a few of those myself. This is either going to go okay or someone’s gonna find me in a dumpster, heyo, might as well order the creme brulee!

Hot damn. She only lasted half a Mooch!

I’m glad we’re getting the full transcript. It gives the full impact of what listening to him is actually like, even when he’s not at a podium. 

He rapes kids and doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

There has to be a special place in hell. I second the motion for a bullet to the back of the head.

Oh my fucking god.

Well, if it helps you take a deep breath and maybe open a window over there, most of the ones I encounter in real life won’t make it much farther than the end of their driveway without their trusty Hoveround, armed or no.  So, don’t go screaming off into the hills just yet.

this new generation and their multitasking smdh

It’s like a YouTube comments section vomited right into your email.