I dunno about all that, but I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that David has a deep and abiding interest in the pseudophilosophical stylings of Jordan Peterson.

Hey, that post is clearly really bothering you and upsetting you, so maybe you should find another fitness/nutrition writer to follow and think about. If I found something about a writer that I just couldn’t get past or get over like that, that’s what I would do.

Whoa. That wasn’t where I was going with that at all. More of a, ‘hey, if you’re that worried at trivia, imagine how she must feel!’ but okay! Wowza. Yeah. Good talk. 

Now imagine how your girlfriend feels about it.

Take your star and go, you heathen.

Hey Lauren and Laura, wanna get together for a beer and talk lipstick and wide receivers sometime? Oh, and I hear that ‘deep cranberry’ is really in this fall, color-wise, along with swingy A-line shapes. And Garoppolo might not be such a hotshot, now that everyone has tape on him. I mean, God, we wouldn’t want to…

Honestly, that one is pretty good. Tongue in cheek, funny, and frank about the kinds of things people run into when dealing with other people. But truly, his “Fragile Male Ego Is Why I Don’t Have A Spaceship” is a favorite of mine.

It ain’t the booze.

I’ve been following this via James Fell, who is one of my favorites. Aragon has been dropping every single excuse in this books. His ‘apologies’ have turned into non-apologies. Everything is blamed on alcohol. The more I hear and read about this whole series of events, and the more I see how much backup he was getting …

My co-worker is a huge Lions fan. Huge. Maybe I should hide all the staplers tomorrow before he gets in.

Except hockey!

There’s a lot of quotes from people who know him drifting around the replies to that tweet. Apparently he’s always been as sharp as a sack of hammers.

He’s so impenetrably stupid just reading the tweet threads is giving me brain damage.

Look everyone, the defensive Philadelphian finally got here!

That’s a low bar, bro. Boston fans barely even count as human. Compare Philly to a normal city, instead.  Also, a) this is a roast, so take a pill, and b) the prosecution presents the treatment of every black Eagles quarterback EVER into evidence.

God help his kids if they aren’t 100% gender-norm-conforming straight-arrow narrow. And I do mean that.

His link to the Museum of the Bible’s “Professional Hockey and the Bible” (???????) is also....something. I’m not sure what, but it’s something.

Honestly, it’s Pittsburgh in the West, Philly in the east, and Pennsyltucky in the middle, but the whole thing can be encompassed in a Pennsyltucky blanket if the moment demands it. The highways are like minefields, half the hills are still burning underground, and if you have to get off the interstate to refuel, god b…

Oh no! The poor geckos! Also, I could have gone my whole life without knowing there was such a thing as a “warty glowspot roach.”

Wait, what? Someone’s stealing bugs in Philly? Why?