well this did not help my mood or my hangover, Ellie.

The Holy Triumvirate! I think a case could be made for #7 as well.

I almost wish I wasn’t a Hawks fan for this series. The stress is too much. I’m ALMOST enjoying the Tampa Bay/New York more just because I can enjoy the great drama without the constant risk of heart failure.

That double pump assist was just ridiculous! I was sitting at that end of the the ice looking right down on the play, and as soon as Richards passes it to Keith everybody in the building, including myself, is yelling shoot! SHOOT! JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT! And then he does that... Great game by the Hawks, now time for…

I’m not saying he is or he isn’t, but if you told me that Duncan Keith is a robot sent back from the future, I wouldn’t be super surprised.

Two conference finals going to seven games? It's nice to see that the NHL knows how to do the playoffs right with the NBA serving up hot garbage for the last week.

How fucking smart were the Hawks to lock him up long term? He’d be worth Toews/Kane money on the open market right now. Instead his cap hit is $5.5 mil.

I refuse to believe Point Break is being remade. REFUSE.

John Wick is better than either Speed or the Matrix. Better than Point Break and Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure as well.

At this point I’ve no choice but hate Christopher Nolan with all my strenght. Because, no matter how good he’s, it’s at least partially his fault that every idiot in Hollywood now believes that desaturization of colors is the secret to a good movie. I believe it will take several more masterpieces like George Miller’s…

The other alternative is he learned to surf in a wave park. Or they smurfed the color palette of the entire movie in post. Any or all of which is probably true, but I’m still voting leprechaun, because the only way this movie gets interesting is if he wakes up, steals Bodhi’s cereal and shouts “Faith and begorah!” and…

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

[meat sweats intensify]

Pre School.

I know. It seriously just gets worse by the day.

Every single story about these guys. Every single story.

/drops mic

Tell me about it! When the first film you saw him playing a leading role had him doing a closeted gay English crime gang character, it throws you for a loop when you see him doing Bane or Mad Max and being described as a frightening hyper-masculine guy in magazine articles! He’ll always be Handsome Bob to me!

Whew. I have never been more grateful to hear that a movie is a wheels off shitshow than I am now.