My dad taught us to try everything with logic. “If you’re hungry then you’ll eat it. If you don’t eat it, then you’re not that hungry.”

I read this and started twitching.

I’m on record as saying there’s a place in the discussion for people with all levels of food preferences, but now I see that no, there is not. For these specific people—the people who as adults (OSTENSIBLY) will only eat chicken nuggets and pizza—they are not allowed to take part in any conversation about food. Adults…

...and this is why I have a dog. That would drive me bananas.

Man, his secret boyfriend must be pretty fucking twisted if he read that and didn’t back away slowly with a look of horror on his face.

In 20 years, other fan bases will still be saying Blackhawks fans are all bandwagon fans. It’s been 7 years since the majority of fans started watching. And I say started, because the games had only been televised for 1 year prior. I’m 28 and I didn’t have the option of watching the Blackhawks when I was growing up.…

You sound nice. Will you come here and fuck me in person or do I have to come to you?

It doesn’t bother me that people call Hawks fans bandwagoners because its one of the few pieces of ammo they have to get under our skin.

This reminds me that Hossa’s late career “just try to win a Cup every year” thing is amazingly delightful. He played in the finals in ‘08, ‘09, ‘10, and ‘13 (for THREE DIFFERENT TEAMS).

This article is so right on.

I’ve noticed the relative lack of hate for the Blackhawks, I think some of it is their fans haven’t reached that arrogant level of the Cardinals/Patriots/Barcelona types.

And Crawford got drunk at a Rise Against show and hurt himself stumbling down the stairs!

At least these Hawks don’t have a “7th Man” moniker

Between Kane embracing being Kane and Toews embracing being one of the weirdest humans around it’s really hard to hate Chicago. They just seem to have more fun than most teams. (I am looking at you Anaheim)

Oh God here we go. I’m surprised it took this long. ALL those stories, eh? You mean the two or three that trickled out a few years ago while he was, oh I don’t know, a 21 year old kid, but have since seen or heard nothing of the sort since? He matured, good for him. Jeezus man this is tired. Find a new platform.

I honestly think Toews, when not playing hockey, just sits in his house and stares at the wall.

We’re expecting news of a broken ankle or at least torn ligaments...

He had the foot amputated and only missed one shift.