CrestfallenCommenter
Crestfallen Commenter
CrestfallenCommenter

Man, why didn't he use those 191k souls before going into that boss fight? That's ballsy and/or stupid.

I wish I knew if you were joking or not, as every single one of those sounds plausible.

He's publicly stated that he doesn't use it. I don't know why people can't accept that.

...and Kotaku's small heart grew two sizes that day.

THE MOST OBVIOUS IS MISSING!

Give a PC fanboy some awesome specs and he'll still find something to complain about.

They also rejected my app "go to China and free all of their child laborers"

They also rejected my app "how hard can you hit your iphone with a hammer".

My mom asks "what does age appropriate mean?" Then she made a fart noise.

I hate feminism with a passion. Why can't we just have equalism?

So he made King's Field?

Are you really expecting a straight answer from a user named "GawkerCommentersAreStupid"?



Because I'm taking up space on the internet right?

Nothing on this depiction of the titular Italian Plumbers...

That is a scone. You have scones, right?

Telling the other guy to kill himself was a bad move on Fish's part, but given how viciously and relentlessly Beer was attacking him, especially on a personal level, I can't really say I blame him.

And what was the point of egging on Phil so damn much?