Not everyone else. Just you.

I'm not arguing against the points here per say, and I do not advocate ignorance whenever anyone has the chance to learn something new, however, I have an argument to the other side of this pendulum as well. What we perceive as "horror" or fearful, has a deep root in said ignorance. It's what you don't know about…

I thought you might have been exaggerating, that these were silly pranks where some unsuspecting person gets hit with a water balloon or something. These are horrifying and criminal. If I were a victim, I would use these vines as proof when I report the assault. In the jug one, I couldn't tell if the woman's ear…

Ewww, get that Harvard comma out of here... it's an Oxford Comma.

"Dead on Level 3. That's it, I'm done."

If she can't beat Contra, she ain't worth marrying.

If this is what an expert reference is, I'd hate to see what lower grade references are in store.

I think there is a problem when cultures view other cultures in an overly fantastic light.

"Forty-seven Ronin, a famous historic incident of samurai honor , loyalty, and revenge. The big screen version seems different."

This is like the Buddhist pacifist school of Pokemon training.

I imagine a Kanye West game would be a bit like the epic adventure of Charles Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

I'm still waiting on Chris Brown's Punch-Out.

"The world needs a kanye west video game".

2 Chess 2 Furious

Yeah but no one is looking forward to Chess 2 because it's not the same developer.

I know this is thrown around a lot, and I generally make it a rule not to say anything just because I understand the nature of the site, but there's been quite a bit of not videogames on Kotaku the last few days.

I think flippant, flagrant remarks should always be curtailed.

Then don't click on the article. Seriously. Out of all the things you chose to say, you had to be a jerk about it. Look, either use Core, or gtfo, because this is a blog, and they can post whatever they feel like. Some of us enjoy this. Others don't. It's not hard to keep scrolling.

We can sum up all Daily Mail headlines with: