Aphex Twin is not a "they", it's a he. And you both are wrong.

It's football

My setup:

Pretty much any speedrun is impressive to me. I lean towards non-tool assisted runs and non-glitch runs, but the world record for Ocarina of Time is damn impressive. I had no idea there was a Gohma glitch that jumped you to the final battle. It's incredibly cool to know that it's out there.

That's cool, because it was created in 2003.

You know how Vargo Hoat died in Storm of Swords? Yeah. That needs to happen to you.

Oh gosh, now I'm imagining Link fighting Dark Souls bosses...

I don't know why, but I though about those two while watching movie clip.

Hack - "to write computer programs for enjoyment" Merriam-Webster

Stop being such a pedant, especially if you're going to be an inaccurate pedant.

While Deadspin's fixation on pro wrestling (not a sport) irks the shit out of me, I do have to say that Stone Cold knocked that shit out of the park. Bravo, sir.

She's the dick-sucking queen. She can't be bothered by semicolons.

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.

You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized.

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

Fun fact: the author is a big Final Fantasy VI fan. The main character, Locke, is the direct namesake of the thief from the game, while his love interest, Sabetha, is named after Sabin.

Kid stares in awe at giant Xbox controller. More at 10.

This really really needs a mention, this song is about the most beautiful pieces of music that I know. I get goose bumps and all, it's just soo lovely and filled with nostalgia..

Will the kotaku censor fish now include chips?

"Anymore"?