Fuck yeah, penguins!

I would love to see more diverse characters. Not every protagonist has to be a grim gruff white dude with sparse facial hair.

Veldt: Final Fantasy 6 (then 3)

FYI, I am pretty sure you are not dealing with a real person up there. From another one of their comments:

You notice that crime isn't somehow spiraling out of control, though.

I wonder if Ellen is going to comment on this on her show, and if so what she might say...

If they have such poor control of themselves, they aren't suited for police work or even customer service. They should consider other career options and should not be allowed to own or carry a fire arm.

This, right here, is why so many Americans are so nervous, skeptical, and unhappy with policing in the US. Now, it's true that for every story you have with an American cop being a dickbag like these guys, you have videos where they dance with the person or just laugh or just say, "OK, goof, keep moving."

And again, there is no crime here.

Listen guys. You might think it would be a good idea to warn young black kids to not do this to stay safe... but I'm told that ALSO makes the police really upset.

I'm black, male, and have never been to NYC.

So if they get stuck in an elevator forever does that make them Pirates Who Don't Do Anything?

...but, but it's just a copy!

Right, bro. In an environment where goods are mostly sold as "copies," your "it's not really theft," argument no longer works.

Fuck pirates.

Off to buy The Talos Principle just to support this kind of awesome response to shitty, entitled little assholes right now.

Actually, it's about exits in games journalism.

I think at this point we all fully realize that reality shows are scripted to a large extent. But because CBS might have "scripted" scenes where a woman gets fired for not wanting to wearing a bikini top on TV and having a CEO gleefully rewarded with breast implants for doing well at her job is not a reason to just…

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

I'll see your Lego landmines and raise you upside-down motherboards. Those are vicious on bare feet.

She's a parasitic shit-worm. There you go - bad insult and non-gendered!

Haha. Oh the joys of retail. At my last such job our PoS really was a PoS. It was cathartic to be able to tell my boss that the PoS was acting up and know which way I meant it.