I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

No. No. No more Frozen. Kill it. With fire.

You didn't get it, did you?

The Unrealistic Demander: possible gold digger, or wants someone who shares her socioeconomic status (big predictor for successful relationship)

Thanks for the addition:

as a white person, I think what makes it whitey mcwhiterson is the going to an advice columnist to help decide what to do/think about it.

"they have two different dads because their mom is of loose morals" What year were you born in, 1923? How weird that you project your hidebound misogyny into an imagined a back story for puppets.

I thought it was semi-clever. Only really old fans of Sesame Street will get the reference. In other news... I'm really old.

STOP OPPRESSING WHITE PEOPLE, PERSON WHO LOOKS NON-WHITE IN YOUR TINY PHOTO

I'm white, I was born in a home birth with midwives, and I am deeply offended by the tone of this piece. (Oh wait, just kidding, I can take a fucking joke.) Jesus, all these thin-skinned white commenters are making all of us look bad.

You look Asian to me. So what gives you a right to critique and/or judge white culture?

Definitions of such will vary, of course, but in my mind, anti-vaxxers are right at the top of the list of people in possession of a moral calculus so dimwitted and selfish that they could not effectively shame anyone for 30 whole minutes about a normal behavioral imperative aimed at both individual and public good,…

Ross (or at least the one in my hometown) is a fucking WONDERLAND of plus-sized clothing. That place is excellent.

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#3 is pretty much the only ACCEPTABLE item on this list.

the point is that "omg just take what we're offering and shut up already" is just not a particularly effective sales tactic.

omg delightful yes keep talking yes yes yes

Help! I can't tell which of these twelve blue Priuses (Prii?) with "Namaste" and "Coexist" bumper stickers is mine — and my goat's milk gelato is starting to melt.

It's OK to make fun of whiteness in our culture.

Omg so sorry you are confused. To clarify, this IS really stupid. But also, 95% of midwives are white. Extremely white private schools on the west side of LA have vaccination rates as low as South Sudan. I was not "going for" "first-world." I meant white.