Finally understanding the level of Monogrammed Thermosery I am dining with,

true story: when I was 8 my best friend came down with chickenpox, kinda mild, not too bad. My mom didn't keep me away because apparently I'd already HAD it so I should have been safe.

well duh it's RUBY Tuesday not REUBEN Tuesday amirite

Christians read the book the Jews wrote, then wrote their own fanfic and tacked it on, insisting it's canon. Basically.

nah, bronze asshole denotes agents and producers. Maher's emblem is a tiny dick being jerked off. At least I think so. Will need to bring magnifying glass to be sure.

personally I'm guessing that it failed because people who were HUGE fans of Mr P and S in their longago childhoods, having seen everyone else's childhood friends get ruined in CGI remakes with updated current pop culture references out the wazoo, stayed away from this movie in droves. Myself included.

the words "fiancé" and "fiancée" BOTH have the accented e already in them. The only thing that even makes it semi referential to her is the O.

the fact that at least half of these films were riffed on the original MST3K does not bode well at all...

seriously. After last night's ep I bookmarked the mf website to the top of my browser window. No excuse not to catch it now.

"you have died of dysentery"

you know that moment in Battle of Five armies when Dain sees the orcs coming out of the mountain behind them having been helped by ginormous worms and he goes "OH COME ON!"

how could she misspell it, it's right on the fricking SASH :-D

I thought Crow T Robot already did the definitive documentary on women?

alternate history: Joel never built the bots, watched the movies alone, died insane.

original Star Trek handheld medical devices? salt shakers. All of 'em.

I have heard from many science fiction authors past and present, answering questions on their works, who have said variations on the same thing: "if someone asks you if your hidden theme was X, or you added the subtext Y, or if you intended to convey Z, even if you have no idea wtf they're talking about, just say…

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

toaster oven? What is this, the 90's?