can't hear yooo she's in the SHOOOOwer!

not if I find it first ZOOOOOOOM

ah, lucky PIE which is the opposite of CAKE which is the opposite of Jake with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for "Pool."

It's Pokey from the old Gumby cartoons o_O

I'm more upset that the Roger Ebert bio "Life Itself" was not nominated for documentary. Thumbs way, way down, Academy.

I remember when Prince of Tides got a best picture nom but its female director (Barbara Streisand) did not get a nod and Billy Crystal made a point in his opening monolog song to ask "did this film direct itself?"

then there's a thing where they present an argument with a limited number of choices for you to select. Example, I was reading this Christian tract and it was explaining how to "prove" the resurrection happened by giving you two and only two choices: either it happened or the witnesses were crazy. That's all. And if…

also this

THE CAKE IS A PIE

no amount of showering will wash the stupid off that woman.

I'll see you and raise you this:

company headquarters

tl;dr dude decided to use an alibi from an old episode of Magnum PI.

If it were fictional I would totally agree with you. But real stories of real people still need to be told.

I have a sensitivity to triclosan, makes me sneeze like whoa. Which I think is kind of karmically appropriate. "You wanna kill your germs? then here have some of mine! Bleah!"

Fuck's off, sorry.

it's one of my go-to's for IDGAF posts :-)

Not only that but she completed it despite having a cat.

remember the "Learning Channel"? *sigh*