because of course it's all about making them feel bad with that word.

bonus warning if you follow a low carb regimen like *cough*Atkins*cough*

I read a great one on twitter from an actual MD: This shop is the only one in the US that can be said to definitely NOT have ebola, after the decontamination and whatnot. So closing it is counterintuitive.

and then out of the blue, and without any guide

don't forget him as the Scary Pipe Organ Guy from Beauty & The Beast Christmas special.

she's the Platonic Ideal of villainess.

not only did he have his own currency but the restaurants and taverns in SF accepted his payment in it. Only from him though.

mmmm popcorn

the same way the parable of the Samaritan has more depth when you realize that the Samaritans were the New Jerseyites of the holy land, and the importance of the qualifier "GOOD Samaritan" as opposed to the regular not so good ones ifyouknowwhatimean.

I have heard nothing but glowing responses from my friends in Europe who have already seen it, especially those who were going in afraid to have their childhood ruined. I mean I know Paddington isn't as big a deal in the US as it is elsewhere so it won't reach nearly the popularity levels, but hopefully that won't…

two words: common law

by posting an editorial (with a byline attributed to the Editorial Board as a whole) titled "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter."

joke has just gone meta :-D

I may have been known to say right off the bat to a customer service agent "I know you're not i in charge and it's not your personal fault, I'm just really upset, so I apologize in advance if I go off the rails" and believe it or not, having actually said that, it keeps ME calm trying to prove myself able to keep a…

I never worked at a restaurant (except I did my fast food penance at Taco Hell but I don't think that counts) however I did make reservations for many swanky restaurants in Las Vegas, and while 99 percent of my calls were pretty good, that other one percent was always exceptional. Today is my story of the Famous…

Nicloa Peltz (The Newest Michael Bay "Discovery")

Durian?

ever since Piers was such a dick about beating Trace Adkins in their CA finale? Not surprising Trump and Piers are buddy buddy now. Adkins was definitely too classy for the show.