Exactly what I was going to say, but with bonus gif.

Duke Ickthorn's best villain scheme yet!

I'll accept a live action Hercules if they actually follow the actual myth and he kills Megara and their children in a Hera-induced fit of rage and has to atone for it with the 12 Labors.

"of course I know what MRAs are! My employer has a matching program too, so I'm saving for retirement!"

lol, that's most of mine right there but let me see if I have some others not already up

took me till 10th grade to get the errant Y back out of my name, yep

just make sure he knows he's the best thing that happened this year :-)

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this is still my favorite horrifying doll:

holy crap they just did an episode about this on CSI and I was going "oh this is not a real thing, come on"

Bastards. Rat bastards, all the way down...

dear India, you would think you would know better about disrobing menstruating women to humiliate them:

I loved that interactive site where you could name your own Jaeger. My fave is the one (can't find the picture) for the Canadian jaeger whose name is OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY

last time I bought something at the electronic desk at Walmart, the cashier opened it in front of me, checked the numbers, verified them, and then closed it back up. He even mentioned that it was for both our sakes. I thought that was SOP?

oh Shiva no, you can do so much better...

that's Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

I'm whiter than Bianca Whiterson MacWhitehead ap Whyte and I approve of this comeback.

it's all of the above. It's a tofu on wonderbread with mayo sandwich of first world problems.

in the immortal words of a famous astronaut: fuckin' A, bubba. Ross is a bacon saver.