well duh it's RUBY Tuesday not REUBEN Tuesday amirite

Christians read the book the Jews wrote, then wrote their own fanfic and tacked it on, insisting it's canon. Basically.

nah, bronze asshole denotes agents and producers. Maher's emblem is a tiny dick being jerked off. At least I think so. Will need to bring magnifying glass to be sure.

the words "fiancé" and "fiancée" BOTH have the accented e already in them. The only thing that even makes it semi referential to her is the O.

seriously. After last night's ep I bookmarked the mf website to the top of my browser window. No excuse not to catch it now.

you know that moment in Battle of Five armies when Dain sees the orcs coming out of the mountain behind them having been helped by ginormous worms and he goes "OH COME ON!"

how could she misspell it, it's right on the fricking SASH :-D

I thought Crow T Robot already did the definitive documentary on women?

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

toaster oven? What is this, the 90's?

can't hear yooo she's in the SHOOOOwer!

not if I find it first ZOOOOOOOM

ah, lucky PIE which is the opposite of CAKE which is the opposite of Jake with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for "Pool."

It's Pokey from the old Gumby cartoons o_O

I'm more upset that the Roger Ebert bio "Life Itself" was not nominated for documentary. Thumbs way, way down, Academy.

I remember when Prince of Tides got a best picture nom but its female director (Barbara Streisand) did not get a nod and Billy Crystal made a point in his opening monolog song to ask "did this film direct itself?"

also this

THE CAKE IS A PIE

no amount of showering will wash the stupid off that woman.