I'll see you and raise you this:

company headquarters

tl;dr dude decided to use an alibi from an old episode of Magnum PI.

If it were fictional I would totally agree with you. But real stories of real people still need to be told.

I have a sensitivity to triclosan, makes me sneeze like whoa. Which I think is kind of karmically appropriate. "You wanna kill your germs? then here have some of mine! Bleah!"

Fuck's off, sorry.

it's one of my go-to's for IDGAF posts :-)

because of course it's all about making them feel bad with that word.

I read a great one on twitter from an actual MD: This shop is the only one in the US that can be said to definitely NOT have ebola, after the decontamination and whatnot. So closing it is counterintuitive.

and then out of the blue, and without any guide

mmmm popcorn

two words: common law

by posting an editorial (with a byline attributed to the Editorial Board as a whole) titled "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter."

joke has just gone meta :-D

I may have been known to say right off the bat to a customer service agent "I know you're not i in charge and it's not your personal fault, I'm just really upset, so I apologize in advance if I go off the rails" and believe it or not, having actually said that, it keeps ME calm trying to prove myself able to keep a…

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Durian?