ever since Piers was such a dick about beating Trace Adkins in their CA finale? Not surprising Trump and Piers are buddy buddy now. Adkins was definitely too classy for the show.

Exactly what I was going to say, but with bonus gif.

"of course I know what MRAs are! My employer has a matching program too, so I'm saving for retirement!"

lol, that's most of mine right there but let me see if I have some others not already up

took me till 10th grade to get the errant Y back out of my name, yep

just make sure he knows he's the best thing that happened this year :-)

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this is still my favorite horrifying doll:

holy crap they just did an episode about this on CSI and I was going "oh this is not a real thing, come on"

dear India, you would think you would know better about disrobing menstruating women to humiliate them:

last time I bought something at the electronic desk at Walmart, the cashier opened it in front of me, checked the numbers, verified them, and then closed it back up. He even mentioned that it was for both our sakes. I thought that was SOP?

I'm whiter than Bianca Whiterson MacWhitehead ap Whyte and I approve of this comeback.

it's all of the above. It's a tofu on wonderbread with mayo sandwich of first world problems.

in the immortal words of a famous astronaut: fuckin' A, bubba. Ross is a bacon saver.

also, heads up, they're one of the awful stores going to be open at 4pm on Thanksgiving. That's right, before you've even had a chance to digest pumpkin pie and right about the time the l-tryptophan starts kicking in making you all sleepy, you're supposed to haul your own dessicated carcass to the mall. Not to mention…

Fourteen hour-long videos? More like one fourteen-hour video.

a la Captain Hammer: the ethics IS his penis

also, on a skateboard ridden chariot style, pulled by sharks with frickin lazers on their heads