Craniest
Craniest
Craniest

yeah it just told me off for not viewing it in Chrome. I guess Google Earth now owns the oceans or something. :-(

you know, I wouldn't be surprised if they went there too. As I said I stopped early in the first book and apparently there's like ten or twelve of them, so, yeah.

and the thing is it wasn't even an important part of the story, it was a throwaway bit of business. It was either the woman the pilot (Dirk HardCheese or whatever his name is) was sleeping with or a friend of hers. It was just a quick mention. And I just went NOPE like this

a brand new convert is on par with someone who's just quit smoking in the insufferable annoyance scale.

so once again CNN misses the big story while covering the small one?

I wonder if they kept that scene in where the woman who works at an abortion clinic complains bitterly that because all the in utero fetuses were also Raptured and pregnancy is now rendered I don't know just plain impossible, she's out of a job and it's just so unfair? Because that's where I put the book down, thought

personally I would rather see a disclaimer like that in front of the full cartoon than see no disclaimer and a butchered version of the original.

I'm actually sure I've seen this before. I mean I'm sure it's a line used before, probably saw it on a certain tumblr that hosts these horrible things whose name escapes me. So it's not only bad, it's unoriginal

Gentiles AU'd the Hebrew book, tacked on their personal messianic headcanon fanfic that basically ships God with HIMSELF, and now go around saying their version is much better than the original

he probably grew up to be this cat:

did someone say kittens

Nefretari was Hodoring before it was cool: half her dialog is MOSES MOSES MOSES

I always thought the ultimate anti superhero marrying argument was the classic "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay.

so what do they make their jack o'lanterns from? Turnips I guess...

aw what a little boo. Tuxies are my furry kryptonite, I am powerless against them.

yeah, who says cheetahs never prosper?

just want to say thank you for not wimping out and pixelating the IDs of the racist douchecanoes because I hope their accounts get trolled hard and banninated wet.

sorry but is Yahoo! really an expert on anything other than how to tank its own company like the fucking Hindenberg?

need to add a FLORIDA tag because of course