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Craniest

oh god I'm not the only one who saw that, thank you /brb brain bleach

not even reading the article. Didn't even make it past the headline.

I have it in my head somehow that watching a Nicholas Sparks movie is like having a loop of "The Christmas Shoes" playing on my ipod for two solid hours.

oh girls, you think the show called Zayn a terrorist? they called the WHOLE GROUP a terrorist supergroup. So you don't think the four white non muslim boys could possibly be accused of terrorism? Who's the bigger racist?

well remember what they think an iPad is for...

I would love at this point to have fetch happen just so she can be not fetch.

that's because our magical sky guy is real and truthful and yours is made up and lies.

let it NO, let it NO, walk away and close the door...

fuck Urban Outfitters. Goodwill, Savers, and garage sales.

could rise to a disciplinary issue.

Mark Twain himself said Huckleberry Finn was not appropriate for young children, seriously. It was never intended to be an old timey YA novel. But anything your grandfather read must be a classic and appropriate because everything was much more innocent then, yadda yadda yadda.

yeah he'll be missed but you can always back up the truck and go at him again

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, slut.

At one of the last conventions I saw him at, Asimov said straight up he invented the Encyclopedia Galactica so that he could infodump huge amounts of information without having to resort to "well as you already know, this is how our society works" dialog

Stanislaw Lem had a wonderful explanation for why no other sentient species look like us, it was in one of the Ijon Tichy stories, I can't remember which one (they're numbered) but I've suspected for YEARS that he and Douglas Adams were brothers from different mothers.

all those house sigils. I never knew Slytherin came in so many styles and colors :-(

"Just one cornrow or a couple on the side is really cool [as opposed to a headful],

cat gif= ctrl rt click save to "fuck this" folder

and people wonder why I post no photos of my family/friends on the internet. It's not that I dn't have them, it's that they're mine and I'd like to keep it that way.