never forget what they did to Vanessa Williams, the first African American Miss America, stripped of her title after leaked pics were published by Penthouse... which led to perhaps one of my favoritest parody songs ever:

"how 'bout I don't charge you for the haircut, and we'll call it even?"

GR was an awesome damn show, for serious. Thank your uncle & co. for me.

BRIAN BLESSED, a James Bond, and the Fiddler On The Roof. All in one awesomly bad awesome movie. Oh and soundtrack by QUEEN

first set up email address at something like yahoo or gmail or whatever that is basically first initial last name of the name you're going to be using. Then, use that email for your contact email when you make the new Facebook page. Create a profile based on that name. Write down everything, especially the birthdate…

Croctopus!

having worked in a cancer research lab and watching the frustration of researchers as the godddamned cells evolved defenses and immunities from the latest treatment within only a few life cycles of the first exposure test, you can't fucking tell me evolution doesn't exist

omg those little kitten paws they can't stop kneeding /flails

and if know about this and you're also reading Gunnerkrigg Court, you're giggling like an idiot at all the Reynard/Ysengrin callbacks :-D

sorry, every time I see any car this shade of pink I think "MARY KAY DISTRIBUTOR" and run the hell the other way :-P

Potato Skins !!!!!

oh and 1 more.

here you go :-)

hearts and flowers and kittens and rainbows and all the internets for the "Me and Bobby McGee" TAG

gif party!!

swan probably thought it was the other Simon Cowell and just did what we were all thinking

wow I thought everyone knew Parmesan cheese came from Parmesia...

but if I become a more efficient pooper I won't have time for a quiet game of Angry Birds.

I think this should be cross posted to Deadspin and give them all coronaries.