never forget what they did to Vanessa Williams, the first African American Miss America, stripped of her title after leaked pics were published by Penthouse... which led to perhaps one of my favoritest parody songs ever:

"how 'bout I don't charge you for the haircut, and we'll call it even?"

first set up email address at something like yahoo or gmail or whatever that is basically first initial last name of the name you're going to be using. Then, use that email for your contact email when you make the new Facebook page. Create a profile based on that name. Write down everything, especially the birthdate…

omg those little kitten paws they can't stop kneeding /flails

sorry, every time I see any car this shade of pink I think "MARY KAY DISTRIBUTOR" and run the hell the other way :-P

Potato Skins !!!!!

oh and 1 more.

here you go :-)

hearts and flowers and kittens and rainbows and all the internets for the "Me and Bobby McGee" TAG

gif party!!

wow I thought everyone knew Parmesan cheese came from Parmesia...

but if I become a more efficient pooper I won't have time for a quiet game of Angry Birds.

I think this should be cross posted to Deadspin and give them all coronaries.

1) doughty is one of those words I've been seeing a lot lately, it's become fashionable again, like "bespoke" is everywhere. I'm rereading "Lord of the Rings" and Tolkien uses it a lot. It means dauntless. Which you would have to be to do this job. I could never do it.

psst i count cards too wink wink there's 52 of em

I clicked on the link and the sub in question was not in fact a sandwich. 1 star.

fyi, probably not a good idea to use the term "rule of thumb" in a story about corporal punishment. Possibly apocryphal but generally cited, the term means the maximum diameter of the stick you can beat your wife with.

I would totally chip in for a vacation for this family while we install billboard right outside Jimmy's window with a big ol goatse on it.

Yeah but look what I can do (raises middle finger)