I would love at this point to have fetch happen just so she can be not fetch.

let it NO, let it NO, walk away and close the door...

fuck Urban Outfitters. Goodwill, Savers, and garage sales.

could rise to a disciplinary issue.

Mark Twain himself said Huckleberry Finn was not appropriate for young children, seriously. It was never intended to be an old timey YA novel. But anything your grandfather read must be a classic and appropriate because everything was much more innocent then, yadda yadda yadda.

yeah he'll be missed but you can always back up the truck and go at him again

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, slut.

all those house sigils. I never knew Slytherin came in so many styles and colors :-(

"Just one cornrow or a couple on the side is really cool [as opposed to a headful],

cat gif= ctrl rt click save to "fuck this" folder

and people wonder why I post no photos of my family/friends on the internet. It's not that I dn't have them, it's that they're mine and I'd like to keep it that way.

never forget what they did to Vanessa Williams, the first African American Miss America, stripped of her title after leaked pics were published by Penthouse... which led to perhaps one of my favoritest parody songs ever:

"how 'bout I don't charge you for the haircut, and we'll call it even?"

first set up email address at something like yahoo or gmail or whatever that is basically first initial last name of the name you're going to be using. Then, use that email for your contact email when you make the new Facebook page. Create a profile based on that name. Write down everything, especially the birthdate…

omg those little kitten paws they can't stop kneeding /flails

sorry, every time I see any car this shade of pink I think "MARY KAY DISTRIBUTOR" and run the hell the other way :-P

Potato Skins !!!!!

oh and 1 more.

here you go :-)