hearts and flowers and kittens and rainbows and all the internets for the "Me and Bobby McGee" TAG

gif party!!

wow I thought everyone knew Parmesan cheese came from Parmesia...

but if I become a more efficient pooper I won't have time for a quiet game of Angry Birds.

I think this should be cross posted to Deadspin and give them all coronaries.

1) doughty is one of those words I've been seeing a lot lately, it's become fashionable again, like "bespoke" is everywhere. I'm rereading "Lord of the Rings" and Tolkien uses it a lot. It means dauntless. Which you would have to be to do this job. I could never do it.

psst i count cards too wink wink there's 52 of em

I clicked on the link and the sub in question was not in fact a sandwich. 1 star.

fyi, probably not a good idea to use the term "rule of thumb" in a story about corporal punishment. Possibly apocryphal but generally cited, the term means the maximum diameter of the stick you can beat your wife with.

I would totally chip in for a vacation for this family while we install billboard right outside Jimmy's window with a big ol goatse on it.

Yeah but look what I can do (raises middle finger)

Just Don't Do It?

if there's no nut allergy totally go for almond milk. It's so good I can put it on my cereal in the morning (yay I can has cereal again!) and I don't have to worry about my new dairy OR soy allergies messing up my morning routine anymore.

another bad trade in. Volvos are like Nokias but with wheels. In a million years cockroaches will have evolved to the point of being able to drive and they will be glad we left them all those Volvos.

this is totally unrealistic. Madagascar would have closed the ports right off the bat.

Massachusetts. All up in your personal business since 1620

my dad traumatized me by trading in his 66 Mustang for a 84 Ford fucking Granada. I was FIFTEEN! Never even got to take the damn thing out of the garage!

that's just plane wrong

the scheduled flyover of the "Goodell must go" banner might have played a small role in the decision...

yes, I didn't make myself clear, you and I did that (I even bought my mom cigarettes, the guy at the package store knew us both that well) back in the day. Today though, you let your kid go to the park alone and you get picked up for child abandonment. I should have said "they don't LET nine year olds walk to school…