seriously:

pocket full of upsy-daisium!

there was also a "girl" version of the Creepy Crawlers, I forget what it was called but you could make plastic jewelry with it and it was an actual heating element that you plugged in. Those things got WAY hot. I got one at a garage sale years ago and was fooling around testing it out and I seriously burned my arm…

so does Burger King know that when they relocate to Canada they're going to be downgraded to Prince Regent?

Hail Eris!

quoth the Raven: FUCK THIS SHIT

you see it as one star, I see it as one more than I would have given you

according to Angry Asian Man, the guy's been fired. So it went from "typographical error" to "firing offense."

hanging out there in the backyard with his kid's water pistol going TA POKETA POKETA POKETA - Walter Mitty PD

no, it's the other way around. There's a difference between the Christian Right (ie: pentecostal, lutheran) and the Christian Left (ie: episcopalian, unitarian) and that depending on your personal emphasis, your politics tends to fall in line with it. The CR, it seems to me, tends to be evangelical and more interested…

I totally sympathize with LW1 because I'm in the same boat, only for "best friend" read "brother who I'm having to live with right now." I had no idea he was like this when I moved in but my situation is such I have no job and no home and so I'm stuck holding my tongue and not rocking the boat until I can get back on…

"look at that horse with the two big dicks"

*waves* don't forget playing with the little umbrellas! And in the Chinese restaurant one of the waiters would slip me handfuls of risque fortune cookies...

I gave to a cool KS a few years ago... a guy going backpacking through the US with his dog. For (I think) $1 you would get a random postcard from one of his stops. There were no other tier levels. My postcard was from Devil's Table (aka that mountain from Close Encounters).

does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody even care?

oddly enough this story posted on HUMP DAY

Block and mute, my two best friends on Twitter. Wonder twin powers activate!

Gorilla on the peak lobbing barrels is currently being questioned by police...

and he's flaccid from all of that maaaaasturbaaaating

oh look Santa brought Christmas early...