with seagulls it's "mine mine mine" but with penguins it's "you talkin to me? You talkin to ME? YOU talkin to ME?" and in tuxedos.

or as I'm fond of saying, Moby Dick without the whale bits.

I was in maybe 3rd grade during the 70s when the last big attempt at teaching the metric system happened here, one day we were learning units of measurement and the next thing you knew it was "nevermind, back to the old way!" It really is like learning a new language, where your brain lets you understand it and follow…

Final Fantasy X. As messed up as Spira is, it's so beautiful and I could easily fall through a wormhole and live there, or try to.

When pondering how they know the same density of fossils exists in broad expanses of buried rocks that no one has ever seen, one is tempted to ask, "Were you there?"

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technically we're both right. From Wikipedia (natch):

also ask Brandon Lee

did we say using restraint? Sorry, meant "using RESTRAINTS"

totally unsolicited advice from a stranger which you can choose to consider or not, but the best and healthiest weight you could lose is the (insert weight of boyfriend here) pounds you'll be getting rid of by DTMFA. It will be tough, but you will be so much better off, mentally and physically, in the long run.

totally unsolicited advice from a stranger which you can choose to consider or not, but the best and healthiest weight you could lose is the (insert weight of boyfriend here) pounds you'll be getting rid of by DTMFA. It will be tough, but you will be so much better off, mentally and physically, in the long run.

I would like to offer the term "Jezebeau" because why the heck not.

I'd also recommend a "mark this so this person's comments are not visible to you" a la Twitter's mute button. So that stuff you might personally not want to see and find distracting in an otherwise good comment thread won't show up for you, but if others want to see it more power to them. For people whose comments you…

I was just about to mention Fallen Angels.

every prescription I've had in the past 5 years has specifically had a label "do not eat grapefruit or drink grapefruit juice while taking this medication." Doctors may not tell you but the pharmacists (or at least mine — thanks for looking out for me CVS!) put it right on the label.

"Nope, no room out here, you leave us out of it" — ET videogame cartridges

"I'll be at your next one" = all the stars for you!

ultimate nerd stamp: Roderick MacArthur McBan

STAMPS R SRS BZNS, U GUISE

remember: the Dismiss button is your friend! Don't be afraid to take advantage of your friend, it's there for you! It wants to help you!