"look at that horse with the two big dicks"

*waves* don't forget playing with the little umbrellas! And in the Chinese restaurant one of the waiters would slip me handfuls of risque fortune cookies...

oddly enough this story posted on HUMP DAY

Gorilla on the peak lobbing barrels is currently being questioned by police...

and he's flaccid from all of that maaaaasturbaaaating

oh look Santa brought Christmas early...

with seagulls it's "mine mine mine" but with penguins it's "you talkin to me? You talkin to ME? YOU talkin to ME?" and in tuxedos.

I was in maybe 3rd grade during the 70s when the last big attempt at teaching the metric system happened here, one day we were learning units of measurement and the next thing you knew it was "nevermind, back to the old way!" It really is like learning a new language, where your brain lets you understand it and follow…

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technically we're both right. From Wikipedia (natch):

also ask Brandon Lee

did we say using restraint? Sorry, meant "using RESTRAINTS"

totally unsolicited advice from a stranger which you can choose to consider or not, but the best and healthiest weight you could lose is the (insert weight of boyfriend here) pounds you'll be getting rid of by DTMFA. It will be tough, but you will be so much better off, mentally and physically, in the long run.

totally unsolicited advice from a stranger which you can choose to consider or not, but the best and healthiest weight you could lose is the (insert weight of boyfriend here) pounds you'll be getting rid of by DTMFA. It will be tough, but you will be so much better off, mentally and physically, in the long run.

I would like to offer the term "Jezebeau" because why the heck not.

I'd also recommend a "mark this so this person's comments are not visible to you" a la Twitter's mute button. So that stuff you might personally not want to see and find distracting in an otherwise good comment thread won't show up for you, but if others want to see it more power to them. For people whose comments you…

"I'll be at your next one" = all the stars for you!

ultimate nerd stamp: Roderick MacArthur McBan

STAMPS R SRS BZNS, U GUISE

remember: the Dismiss button is your friend! Don't be afraid to take advantage of your friend, it's there for you! It wants to help you!