my fourth grade teacher had as part of the weekly math stuff a whole segment where we would balance her checkbook. Not the actual one, but she's have examples from things she paid and things she got money for and we learned how to fill out a check register and how to write checks. Even though I do most of my banking…

there are not enough Nopetopuses (nopetopi?) in the ocean for this story. Have a basket of whatfruit.

oh he is not is he? Oh lord well there you go again

also: symphony orchestra conductor!

I always love the stories about asshats being asshats followed by "hey can you give me a job?"

me, I thought it was a miracle the salt didn't immediately dissolve that slug.

and all the musicians just rolled their eyes and went "whatever" and went back to real vamping while waiting for this to go away

lol, I just got through seeing that one on my July 4th mini marathon! But nothing tops Mr. B Natural, Here Comes The Circus, and Chicken of Tomorrow.

Also: Mystery Science Theater 3000 started in 1989, if you don't include "season Zero" episodes (which would put them as starting in late 1988), and they ran till 1999.

and every time I rewatch the movie and they're in Bree or the Green Dragon I can't help but hear "Anything to RING... I mean, drink?" "Just four Orca-colas, please"

sounds a lot like the justification for saying c**t because "I call men that too, therefore it's not sexist, also: British"

so basically they built the waterslide version of the rollercoaster from the beginning of the remake of House on Haunted Hill... yeah no.

it's okay, sorry for going off like that, that just happened to be the last of a long series of straws for my camel this week, as you can probably tell. *fistbump*

or mayonnaise, because also eggs.

just because she hosted a kids show doesn't mean she wasn't fricking hilarious. Lamb Chop got away with tons of stuff a regular comedian wouldn't have been able to at that time, that puppet was subversive as all get out.

why is she still alive and Gilda Radner and Shari Lewis not? God, you are a putz.

that heh heh laugh Shatner did in the preview made me laugh so hard I had to pause it before watching the rest of it :-D can someone fetch the captain a saucer of milk because MEE YOW dude.

I just buy the pre cooked chicken strips and throw them in everything from salads to tortillas. Hope those aren't too bad, they're twice cooked when I'm done with them, so, fingers crossed?

"sir, you are not a classic burglar in that you did not wear a black mask and carry a bag marked LOOT"

"living off the government teat too"