seriously, even HE can't promise he'll stay on the wagon. That is not the attitude you want to have coming out of rehab...

now taking bets on whether his next album will be "Fine, Bitch, Be That Way" featuring such soulful ballads as "I Didn't Want You Back Anyway," "Your Loss," "Oh Yeah Well There's Tons Of Women Who Want Me So There" and that chart topping "Syke!"

I dunno, it would make more sense if Thicke's music videos suddenly were re-edited to "I Started A Joke"

I think they should drug screen politicians.

And yet, Frank Marino, star of the longest-running female impersonator show in Vegas, is most famous for portraying... Joan Rivers. In fact he makes a better Joan Rivers than she does. Which is why she sued him. Which is why he still does the routine for his host segments but does NOT mention the name of who he's…

totally a different type of show but there were once plans to make an American version of the awesomely trashy Absolutely Fabulous. Yeahhhhhhhhhno.

okay seriously I have been on this page ALL DAY and every time I think it's done there are MORE STORIES, it's like the salt grinder in the sea MAKE IT STOP

I thought the V was for half the W of Wonder Woman, which is about all we're going to be seeing of her...

the dude practically invented the table flip, so yeah :-) also chasing money lenders around with a whip was pretty cool too

Ptequiladactyls make your loincloths fall of (or so I've heard)

"I didn't drop it, I threw it at the last guy who said that like a FUCKING NINJA STAR"

also, love the "no complaints" pic, I'm guessing if the character could actually talk they'd be all "WAITER! CHECK PLEASE"

dont' know about you but I am SO glad the dude went with b/w and not color.

I knew a bartender in Vegas who printed up a list of about 20 or 30 of those stupid MRA pick up routines and if he heard one being used he would slip the woman a copy of the list so she could be in on the gag. He used to say that the best part of the night was when a woman would use the list to finish the dude's lines…

well this one guy wouldn't stop snoring so I smothered him with a pillow— hey wait, come back, you were the one who asked the question!

seriously, the "dismiss" button is your friend. Your really cool friend who brings you a box of frozen Thin Mints in July because they knew you'd be needing some right about now.

I figured that one handed circular saw was going to take a few fingers off. Seriously, he's an OSHA "what not to do" poster child/training film star in the making. Right next to the guy who raised up a forklift on his forklift:

if they can change the name of Brazil nuts (formerly "n***r toes") they can change this, seriously.

I always thought of the way Creationists "believe" in anthropological and biological evidence is somewhat similar to the way that Wile E Coyote only "believes" gravity exists about ten seconds after he's gone off the cliff — everything works for him until he notices it, then gravity takes over.

I hear he sells MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.