just because she hosted a kids show doesn't mean she wasn't fricking hilarious. Lamb Chop got away with tons of stuff a regular comedian wouldn't have been able to at that time, that puppet was subversive as all get out.

why is she still alive and Gilda Radner and Shari Lewis not? God, you are a putz.

that heh heh laugh Shatner did in the preview made me laugh so hard I had to pause it before watching the rest of it :-D can someone fetch the captain a saucer of milk because MEE YOW dude.

I just buy the pre cooked chicken strips and throw them in everything from salads to tortillas. Hope those aren't too bad, they're twice cooked when I'm done with them, so, fingers crossed?

"sir, you are not a classic burglar in that you did not wear a black mask and carry a bag marked LOOT"

"living off the government teat too"

seriously, even HE can't promise he'll stay on the wagon. That is not the attitude you want to have coming out of rehab...

now taking bets on whether his next album will be "Fine, Bitch, Be That Way" featuring such soulful ballads as "I Didn't Want You Back Anyway," "Your Loss," "Oh Yeah Well There's Tons Of Women Who Want Me So There" and that chart topping "Syke!"

I dunno, it would make more sense if Thicke's music videos suddenly were re-edited to "I Started A Joke"

I think they should drug screen politicians.

And yet, Frank Marino, star of the longest-running female impersonator show in Vegas, is most famous for portraying... Joan Rivers. In fact he makes a better Joan Rivers than she does. Which is why she sued him. Which is why he still does the routine for his host segments but does NOT mention the name of who he's…

okay seriously I have been on this page ALL DAY and every time I think it's done there are MORE STORIES, it's like the salt grinder in the sea MAKE IT STOP

the dude practically invented the table flip, so yeah :-) also chasing money lenders around with a whip was pretty cool too

Ptequiladactyls make your loincloths fall of (or so I've heard)

"I didn't drop it, I threw it at the last guy who said that like a FUCKING NINJA STAR"

also, love the "no complaints" pic, I'm guessing if the character could actually talk they'd be all "WAITER! CHECK PLEASE"

dont' know about you but I am SO glad the dude went with b/w and not color.

I knew a bartender in Vegas who printed up a list of about 20 or 30 of those stupid MRA pick up routines and if he heard one being used he would slip the woman a copy of the list so she could be in on the gag. He used to say that the best part of the night was when a woman would use the list to finish the dude's lines…

well this one guy wouldn't stop snoring so I smothered him with a pillow— hey wait, come back, you were the one who asked the question!

seriously, the "dismiss" button is your friend. Your really cool friend who brings you a box of frozen Thin Mints in July because they knew you'd be needing some right about now.