if they can change the name of Brazil nuts (formerly "n***r toes") they can change this, seriously.

in a truly equal society, ice cream theft would be a capital offense. Meanwhile, anyone got any chocolate sauce? Trade you some jimmies for it...

but it was all about the trade! Beads, blankets, guns you can use against your own neighbors, alcohol, opium... totally fair and above board and not at all a system of making it look like an exchange and not a grab. Because we have to look good by our own laws, thus proving our inherent superiority. In fact, we'd…

it was a short story in an anthology, IIRC it was a guy who kept running into time travelers who would want something to take back with them to prove they had actually traveled through time, and he was basically making a fortune ripping them off of all their future tech.

I remember an old, by which I mean 1950's, science fiction short story where a time traveler used the phrase "Anglo you down" instead of "Jew you down" (an antiquated and obviously double plus ungood expression meaning "to haggle aggressively")

Flashing back to that scene in "The Egypt Game" where the little boy (also 4? It's been awhile) who doesn't speak much/well is trying to describe the bad man who almost kidnapped his sister and another little girl; finally the (white) policeman finally puts his arm next to the kid's (who is black) and says "was his…

American chef Grant Achatz

No but I can Woodward and Bernstein it all over the internet :-D

come for the verbal abuse, stay for the TAROT READINGS

seek out some more acceptable musical heroes?

how can cracker be a bad word when we're all Ritzy and Wheat Thin? It's a compliment! And as a white person who has white friends I can totally speak for all of us! Stop being so sensitive.

well ideally if you're doing it right you don't feel ANY temperature outside your own body, so... pretty good?

Flask isn't going to cut it. Just have a tanker truck with a hose follow you around. I've found that to be the most economical solution.

This is the incident that brought us the term "wilding," which was pretty much the 80's version of the knock down game, even being a thing which is not actually a thing. Colored Kids Acting Like Animals, Threatening White Folks Everywhere. Media scare! Hide your wimmen and children! Or some shit like that.

quick, someone get a clip of Bernadette Peters saying "SOME of us don't like the way you've been TELLING IT" because this is bull to the power of shit.

ranks right up there with the Duck Dynasty dude's comments about how happy them blacks used to be when he was a kid...

well to be fair, Herb Tarlek was SUPPOSED to be dressing like a moron. Didn't excuse the rest of them though (seriously, Andy, WTF)

^^see related article: mansplaining

*looks up from reading "The Pushcart War" for the umpteenth time since fifth grade*

no bookie will take those odds. That'd be just like throwing money out the pay window.