I just know that the real Black Widow would slap the willful naivete right off Johansson, with a heaping helping of "are you even listening to what you're saying" and "the hell is wrong with you?"

yep, thanks for the spoiler in this case, no way am I clicking the play button. No way nohow.

Three words: Tales from Earthsea.

whoops, can't edit, did not see it was Westjet domestic (I've flown Westjet from the US so it didn't click). So for "Amtrak" substitute "Rail Canada" or even better just "a train" thanks.

I just did a three leg, 12 hour (including layovers and delays) trip across the US and the one female pilot we had was the only one who didn't bounce the damn plane on landing. If I wasn't in the middle of a line trying to push me out the door I'd have stopped and shaken her hand.

I'm reminded of my favorite line from Major League for some reason:

as demonstrated by the movie Airplane!

no, it could also be a cannon, as in "just shot a huge hole in something previously thought solid and unassailable"

you're missing my point. I'm not saying that it's bad that there's a site profiting off her picture. I'm saying she doesn't own the picture: the PHOTOGRAPHER does. I'm also not saying it doesn't suck she doesn't have control of her own mugshot. But again, the photographer (the police) did that. A case against the…

This may be informative to people. Photographers own their photographs, not the subject. There are occasional privacy issues but most of those are trumped by First Amendment journalism rights. Of course it's different in other countries but this particular case is in Florida.

intellectual property what? Photos belong to the photographer. Normally the photographer would get a release signed to use it, but when you're getting your photo taken for FREE in the jail, yeah, you don't own jack of it.

same in Vegas, the bigger cab companies all have repetitive phone numbers. Except the repeated 4's. Too many Asian gamblers and 4 is the death number. Would you get into a cab whose number was 313-1313? Yeah no. Dude you took a ride in the Death Cab.

ironically enough, they're also both Dicks

as a now former resident of Virginia whose apartment building had framed lithographs of Lee and Stonewall Jackson in the goddamned foyer — yep.

yep, they didn't expect it to pass; this was their wink to their voter base that "oh we're TOTES with you on this, but the big bad liberal gay juggernaut won't let us enact it, shrug whattya gonna do?"

I had cousins who would pull that pranking shit when they were over during the holidays every year. Until the last time when they did that and my dad came out at them with a baseball bat. My aunt and uncle were furious but, because they were from a different part of the country they hadn't heard about the girl in the…

much like military ordnance, things that can be thrown at you in order to do you damage

I'm not even going to address the gender waffling language indicative of an assumed voice. Rather, I have a piece of advice: I got as far as "accured" and "there is" and if you are seriously working toward the goal of being a professional writer — of any genre — then please for the love of all dictionaries LEARN YOUR…

to be fair to Drake, I'm sure if PSH were alive he'd want Drake to have the cover too. "Wait what, an obituary? Nah that's okay, Drake can have it, I'm good."

not only is her singing spot on but her other impressions are fantastic. She does a perfect Sarah Palin that almost makes you forget Tina Fey (hey I said almost)