One step closer to this then.

Sounds like another issue that you’ve glossed over.

They have The Cat From Outer Space but not Watcher in the Woods? Come on, I need all of my childhood nostalgia.

We built this Rocket on Stainless Steel...

Hello Spotify my old friend.

It’s always a good time to remind the world that Polanski is a pedophile rapist piece of shit.

So you’re saying Roman Polanski... came in a little behind?

Nike...what a dick!

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

Ok so you’re saying that once you reach a certain amount of points against an opponent, out of respect for them you should let off the gas? Maybe let them score on you to make them feel better?

Does anyone else seek out these seats? The fact that it’s an exit row behind you probably means there’s no kids kicking you. It also means there’s no seat tray attached to your seat. I don’t recline my seat anyway out of courtesy to the people behind me so that’s no loss, but the gains of having some control over…

You’ll all be shocked to learn that this guy works at Conde Nast.

sir, this is an Arby’s

But these two from Duke haven’t even considered what Duke’s own role in the secret society is. Please, come join me in my rabbit hole.

Eagerly awaiting Curt Schilling calling out Adam Jones for not complaining about a black guy shoving him.

And—according to legend—was created by John McGraw and Wilbert Robinson when the two played for Baltimore in the 1890s.

I’m shocked a regional sport in New England breeds self-important players and a parochial sporting league that does random things to fuck over those players.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

goodness I love this team. 162-0 here we go!