Here’s the recipe for the Switch secret sauce:

I mean, how much work is “a lot of work?” Because I think 40 hours is “a lot of work,” and I get paid less than $3000 to work that much every week, and for a far greater level of annoyance than a single robocall, at that.

Yabba-dabba-doh!

It’s one of those “truths” that’s only “true” because people keep repeating it about OTHER people that they can’t actually identify.

Now you can harness the power of the phone of yesterday, tomorrow!

“You know, we’d really love a [gender],” and then lean in a whisper “but I’ll just be happy if it’s white.”

This is kind of like saying “Use your car to drive on roads and go places.”

Appreciate it, thanks!

Tell me more about this. I use a Windows10 machine as a recording rig and would love to attach a touchscreen interface for a variety of functions. “Duet” works natively with an iPad? You can just drag windows to it from your primary display? Do other (Android) tablets work?

MFW I wonder if Elon Musk just got high and watched Radio Flyer.

I was going to post an angry rebuttal, but I read this article on my phone in dark mode, so I’m not entirely confident I understood it fully.

A couple years ago, I was prescribed hearing aids that are paired with mobile software that’s only available on the iOS platform, but I was on Android. So my friend gifted me a very, very gently-used iPhone 7. In two years time, I have felt NEAR-ZERO desire to upgrade this phone. The only reason it’s not FULL-ZERO…

I groaned. I laughed. I starred. A roller-coaster emotional tour-de-force. Two thumbs up.

So, after rolling out a fourth model, Tesla’s vehicle portfolio is going to be....

If you were on the losing team, would you rather lose 13-0 to a better team that gave you their 100%, or would you rather still lose 7-1 to a better team that only gave you their 50%?

Potentially bigger question: Is it even important to identify a car as “luxury” anymore? In an era of rampant populism, isn’t it more advantageous to disguise luxury features into an otherwise humdrum package? 

How far away do you think the other seat is?

A third rear seat has never, ever, ever been a selling point for any car I’ve ever bought because I actually give a fuck about the people who want to ride in my car with me.

You’re missing the context. It didn’t say he was doing an excellent job full-stop. It said he was doing an excellent job replacing Kirk Cousins. It’s not a very high bar to clear. 

Another downside to exit rows on some planes is that the tray tables on the seat backs are disabled and instead are in the armrest. In these cases, the seat construction is also different and feels more like a bucket with a cut-out than any kind of quasi-comfortable chair.