Let’s ask an expert!

I’ll just join the rest of the Padres for a nap on the infield at Petco Park.

The hotel lottery is such a shit-show. Nothing like the deflating feeling of being stuck in a double-queen at the DoubleTree in Mission Valley when you were gunning for a suite at the Hard Rock Gaslamp.

I’m going Airbnb next year, I don’t care how much more expensive it is, it’s worth it. It’s quite the ultimate irony…

An actual portrait of me playing football.

I’ve pretty much conceded that I’ll probably be getting Rams tickets from the secondary market. YAY EXTORTION!

As convenient as it would be for me to have SDCC relocate to Los Angeles, I actually look forward to going to SD every year. It’s a nice little mini-vacation that forces me to get out of the city, and as urban centers go, navigating San Diego is about as stress-free as it gets.

I honestly am as well. It’s been so long since I’ve been legitimately enthusiastic about the team that I forgot that it was a different thing from being cautiously hopeful.

I’m fairly excited about the Rams. Then again, I’m a Redskins fan, so getting me excited isn’t terribly difficult.

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

For anyone who is interested in comparison shopping, Chrome is also having a 25%-off-everything-storewide sale.

For anyone who is interested in comparison shopping, Chrome is also having a 25%-off-everything-storewide sale.

Hey, look at that. Blackberry gets to install Android on its hardware, and Google gets to implement a digital facsimile of BB physical keyboard gestures. Not a bad trade off.

Eli been studying John Krasinski.

This guy is doing shrooms and the most he’s getting out of it is some confirmation bias? Raw deal, maaaaaaaaaan.

“You people”?!?! Racist...

My favorite thing about this thread: People were STILL replying to it hours later.

I’m just here to remind everyone that this man’s name is French for “Beef Shit.”

Enjoy it while you can, Zack. A-Rod’s ball will be shriveled up and useless before you know it.

The only correction I'd offer is the part about forgetting moments when you think you come across as stupid. It's been my experience that owning those moments when you recognize them allows people to feel more at ease around you. Who doesn't love a little laughter at the expense of another's innocent mistake? …

Why don't you losers just get spouses with lucrative careers who can support you while you spend multiple years in Europe studying, like me? #'merka

Not for nothin', but the black guy three seats down does a double take with a laser sight on the crotch area. Something happened there.