I'm amazed he has run for 700 yards. In his life.

The Redskins organization has taken the whole vampire aesthetic one step further by not showing up in the day and sucking at night

How about:

I agree but something being offensive is not necessarily a prerequisite for the Jezebel crowd to find it offensive.

On the play, he received a 15 yard penalty for unnecessary ruggedness

That's even below Baltimore THE TEAM! Wow! I'm gonna move there!

It's funny that somebody from Hagerstown would thumb their nose at good taste, mainly because so few of them in that town are opposable.

The only reason the name will actually change.

In that part of Murriland? Not as likely as you would hope.

Yankees? Offensive? Not with the lineups they've put out this year.

I wouldn't even call that a Hail Mary. That was a dart to an open receiver.

Which pixel am I supposed to focus on?

the extra chin and fupa for starters.

You did not just insult Natty Bo. Open the floodgates

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

90% of the effect for 10% of the effort, I say. Fresh grind - check (<12 hours is hardly the death knell for flavor); no heating post-brew - check. If you are getting good beans, fairly freshly roasted, you've knocked out most of what makes commonplace coffee commonplace. No sense in making a show of it, unless you…