How about the Dell Streak? It was a 5" screen a few years ago, which was unheard of in the age of the tiny OG iPhone. But even by today's standards, the bezel and thickness wouldn't be unacceptable. It was a device ahead of its time.

Before it went to press, this article was titled "Large Smartphones Used to be Dumb, But Now That Apple Makes One, We Have to Blame App Devs."

"I barely had a chance to use this device at all—much less so one with the premium upgrades that a total consumer may find appealing—but gets my authoritative review all the same!"

Audio Evolution is a surprisingly robust yet intuitive multitrack DAW for Android. I think it's around $10.

Not for nothin', but the black guy three seats down does a double take with a laser sight on the crotch area. Something happened there.

We have, for the first time, a legitimate entry for "IS THIS A DICK OR WHAT?"

Hey guys, I'm here for the Tony Stewart joeks, so let 'em rip!

Count me among the lucky few—111, to be exact—to get some GoT ink. On Thursday, they were begging people to get it done. Word got out that the work was good and legit, and by Sunday, the tattoo line was capped hours before the exhibit even opened.

Except...

"...and passed test the organized by the University of Reading..."

Still no.

This is your multi-million dollar athletic investment. And by the looks of his smirk, no one finds it more hilarious than Colon himself.

With the exception of one or two inspired selections, these suck as far as slogans/taglines go.

Queen Demetriax strikes again!

If AA didn't take it seriously, and then something bad DID happen, then you'd have another August-6-memorandum situation, and fucking NOBODY wants to ride THAT ferris wheel with GWB.

Do I even have to point out that the only reason he got ALL the letters is because this bonehead was spelling out "MYTHOLOGICAL" and got lucky that there was also a "C" in "ACHILLES?" If he knew "ACHILLES"—be it literarily, anatomically, or even phonetically, he'd have no reason to pursue a few hundred extra bucks…

I can't wait to hear a bunch of back-catalogue albums that I don't care about in a whole new way!

So this was measured by just asking? I suppose that's the most expedient way to gather data, but probably also the least accurate.

Personally, off the cuff, I would probably respond that I don't read much. I sometimes feel like a dullard when I find myself in a situation where people are discussing books and…

Business oppoprtunity: Open a chain of convenience stores called "Negative Four."

These will be available to the first 5-7 people that bum-rush the front of a line that formed 2 weeks prior.

Considering I already have a Stella (daily driver), and have a serious eye on a Bajaj, if this ever makes it to production, I'll have no choice but to complete the Indian scooter trifecta.

Based on the previous story, this guy said he was taking the game down because he couldn't handle the barrage from press requesting access, right? So, this guy threw away $50,000/day because he didn't know how to set up email filters? Dafuq?!