I was expecting some kind of athleticism, not just clips of a 400 lb. guy running the way you'd expect a 400 lb. guy to run.

Forbids. Yes. *touches side of nose, winks*

I guess this means I'll have to belly-up in solidarity with Golden Road by swinging by their pub and drinking all the smaller-batch stuff they have on tap before it runs out.

Chubby ball guy takes brief respite from being lbutt of most jokes.

No sir, I didn't like it.

Look, Appalachia has to start somewhere, OK?

As a native of Western Maryland, I know all too well about the derision and mockery of us poor, degenerate mountain folk from people east of Frederick County. Unfortunately, this guy does nothing to shake the stereotype.

Hell, I can count on one hand my friends who are even homeowners at all. Tip my hat to anyone willing to have a go at it these days.

I get your point, but that technically precludes you from being a homeowner, right? Seems a pretty significant detail to overlook for the sake of an unimportant statistic (in the context of the infographic, at least).

Color me surprised that nearly 1-in-3 homeowners is out of their mortgage. I might have guessed that number to be much lower.

I get why this is exciting, but I'm not sure how convenient a workaround is when it's "YUO GUYZ, JUST ROOT YOUR PHONE AND FLASH A WHOLE NEW ROM!"

[enter throngs of people telling me "It's not that hard!"]

How about WOULD IT KILL YOU TO FUCKING GO SOMEPLACE WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING IPAD YOU DOOFUS?!

"h/t to bill"

Hey Bill, thanks for outing yourself as the asshole that submitted that unwatchable video.

Guy on the right = worst coworker ever.

Gored-On Ramsay

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A Dog Almost Made Something Interesting Happen In The Tour De France.

Negative, David Lowery is the singer of the band Cracker that performed this song.

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