GS4 Mini = GS2 Skyrocket

"Troll," however, IS a verb, much like "pedantry" is a noun.

I love apps like this. Now I just need something exactly like this, but for my wallet, which I seem to misplace once a week. :\

I wasn't the only one rooting for the driver to backhand the passenger in the mouth, right? Right??

This is nonsense. While of course you don't wear a camo tie with a plaid shirt (who even owns a camo tie?!), you should not be matching your tie to your shirt in the first place. You match your tie to your PANTS.

When you match your tie to your shirt, that then chains you down to matching everything all…

Holland gives a peek to the future of homebuilding by stealing the same idea that Sears Roebuck peddled in the United States in the previous century.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Since when Are "Muppets" and "music" mutually exclusive?!

I voted Moka pot for it's all-in-one simplicity, but my vote could have just as easily gone to the french press. I like them for different reasons. If I want a full-strength arabica brew, I go with the french press. But if I want to use an espresso bean and make an Americano, I'll pack the Moka pot.

Things to do today:

1. Argue on the internet about barns.

Done! I'm on a roll!

Did I hear a clown horn in there? What the hell?

I've read that before too, and honestly, it's the only reason I'd known that it's a feature cell phones are alleged to have. But I can't recall the last time I've actually ever heard it. If anything, what I usually mistake for sidetone is just fast feedback from the Bluetooth of the user on the other end of the line.

You know what I miss more than dialtone? SIDETONE. Especially when I'm using a headphone/mic set up. I know modern phones are SUPPOSED to have it, but it's not as natural (if detectable at all) as the old landlines.

Point: Missed.

You're allowed to breastfeed your child.

BLAMMO!

Oh, wait...

I know I'm in the minority (I knew it when this album came out, too), but this band is way too cloying for me to like them. See also: Bare Naked Ladies.

Repeating a reply on another thread:

I have no hate for a motorized bicycle of any kind. I just don't like this one, particularly because it's so ugly, but also because the pedaling has no direct effect on motion.

As soon as Google Now begins to incorporate Facebook updates (or at least events/messages), this entire idea will be pretty redundant.

Holy shit that electric bicycle is awful. And I just mean aesthetically. That's not even taking into account how inefficient it is.