I’m happy Lark Voorhies is returning - this was news to me and as a result I’m actually more inclined to check this reboot out now. And perhaps I’m not the only one - in which case I hope she was paid well enough for bringing her share of eyes to the screen! (I suspect she and Dustin Diamond got the shittiest offers -…

But she’s so excited to get clean! She’s so excited to get clean!  She’s so... scared of not getting clean!

We lost a lot of great kids in the 90s to those goddamned over-the-counter caffeine pills.

In related news, Jessie Spano is back in rehab after losing her thirty year long battle with caffeine.

Takes a lot of work to get it up but totally worth it on that first blow.

Blade envy .

I’ve heard it’s quite hard.

Wow, installation of a wind turbine is an amazing erection.

Yep, as others have said, 100% on board with this.

Remember when he was “America’s Mayor” because he had the good fortune to be the lame-duck mayor of New York when it was hit by a devastating terrorist attack? Remember that? Remember how the entire country suddenly loved him simply because he (somehow) projected “courage” at the right moment? Time Man of the Year…

Resigning 2 weeks before the end of the Trump administration is a bit like a serial killer seeking salvation by accepting Jesus into his heart a few minutes before death.

Are you kidding.. she should NEVER be in a role where she has interaction with humans again..

With that, I nominate her for the 2021 CPAC spokeswoman.

Not only did Dennis Murphy throw his own staff under the bus and accused them of being too “intimidated” to save a life, he made the entire hospital look incompetent and racist.
He’s the president and CEO of IU health systems.
He’s not a leader, he’s a punk ass slimy bitch too worried about litigation versus admitting…

This is where I tell you that EA has had the Simpsons license for 15 years now and the only games that they’ve released are The Simpsons Game for the PS3/XB360/Wii, the Tapped Out mobile game and two pre smartphone games. They could have done a lot more with the license.

Please no, let it be forgotten

Me too! Suckers, all of them!
Anywho, I’m off to buy a new starship for Star Citizen.

GTA3: San Andreas. The game was pulled at first cause of the Hot Coffee fiasco

“Whoa.”