Aaaand there goes any chance this movie had of succeeding. It came out in 2020 of all years, so a lot of the casual audience inherently won’t be seeing in theaters, immediate fan reaction was strongly negative, and now this. The Chinese market is a massive consideration for films like this, so their saving grace is…

It’s like DC is some sort of... wet... soggy ground... where bugs, and rats, and frogs and other such things reside. But... no. That can’t be. It got cleaned up!

The Washington Post did a story on people who were literally dying of COVID-19 AND they were still denying the pandemic’s existence on their deathbeds. 

In related news....Pope reads anti-maskers for filth:

Her sphincter muscles. Oh, and some weird looking leather necklace.

God: “Where were your prayers when other people needed them? GTFOH.”

 I would really love it if all members of the squad did.

Not accepted. Back to the salt mines with you!

fine, whatever….a spider can.

Yeah, it's the old "who created Batman's villains?" idea.

As a person born after 1990 I once again feel that I have to apologize for my generation.

Jason Siegel has better things to do, like have sex with his wife, play with his kid, star in a movie, play candy crush saga on his phone, count ceiling tiles while getting a mani-pedi,…

Meanwhile, Steven Seagal responded by eating a whole brisket.

If I were Jason, I would put it in my contract that you can't ask me about it. Or else, I won't do a lip sync battle ever again.

He just has to wait a few months untill Segel needs something to promote and goes on some talk show, 99% chance Fallon or whatever are going to bring it up.

This is going to end with this guy eating a seagull, isn't it?

I hope "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" host Peter Sagal offers to eat a picture of a guy who kind of looks like this guy.

You could argue that had Segel never existed, this guy would never have eaten photos of him, so Segel was still responsible for his death.

This old boy should probably see a shrink.

"Jason Segel would have killed me."