CountDriveula
CountDriveula
CountDriveula

Similar yet different, I would be interested in an explanation of delays for walk-in-clinics with a bias focus on those with the word ‘express’ in their name. Some take longer than anyone would ever expect. It’s quite an interesting mystery when a walk-in is near empty.

Or “How to Use a Zip Tie to Link to Another Article”

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

Meh, internet can do that faster

Simon says upvote!

My ten years are up!

Remember Billy Beer? That’s all I can think about. All those siblings of president who tried to make a buck off their brothers, and how they were laughed at.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Daily fucking reminder:

Something like this...

I know the welcome mat says “goodbye” when you’re leaving, but it looks like “ahqpoob” when you’re entering.

I know the welcome mat says “goodbye” when you’re leaving, but it looks like “ahqpoob” when you’re entering.

Yea saw this one coming when I was working there on and off last year. So anyone want to start a new national chain to take in their lost customers?

As one of the unfortunate Gamestop employess, my first reaction is ‘love my job, hate the company. Been working for the company since 2005 and the circle of life is the biggest crock of shit ive ever dealt with. My district Manager, sorry Leader (were not supposed to use the words Manager or customer any more) has

Worked for Gamestop for 3 years as a store manager. I was fired for paying my employees out of pocket to help me out off the clock because corporate pulled all my hours during Christmas time so I was soloing a fucking store by myself. I doubt none of this.

So, true story. High School in Texas, late 90's. Really cute girl, thick “Russian” accent (will get to the reason for the quotes later, but I think everyone knows what’s coming). I approach her during lunch. Start talking. Somewhere in the conversation

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier