WOW, Sean Connery comments here?!

I’ve been working under the assumption that we’re all supposed to be doing that. Do I have to find a new hobby?

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Perhaps they’re embarassed that it was shot in portrait mode instead of landscape??? Imagine all the crap they’d take on these message boards if it were portrait!!

Maybe it’s just me, but I have a very hard time picturing someone being married to Angelina Jolie and cheating on her with Marion Cotillard. I’m not saying Marion Cotillard isn’t beautiful, but she’s not Angelina Jolie.

Village of Damned: Where are they now?

it’s rare that I see a California anything that doesn’t automatically include Avocado.

“Mother and Child Reunion.” An involuntary shudder wracks you now, if you have any soul.

Paul Simon disagrees:

“Tiffany: 8/10 would def smash”

-Dad

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

Tom, being not impressed.

This is a rude post.

How can they work on Keep when they’re too busy removing features from Maps and trying to monetize it or making Gmail apps that suck? Alphabet has lost their way. They overdo the updates on some apps and do nothing with others. With the way they’re prone to drop apps and services that they neglect I would not trust…

(face balm)